FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it over a year without complaints, snafus or glitches. What is UP with that...oh, you didn’t ask for my LEAST favorite tracker? Sorry! Bought mine at Target.

FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it…

And that, my friends, is how you get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

This makes me [sic]

Remember that episode of the “West Wing” where someone tried to sue the President for an sudden and horrifying accident? To paraphrase, people “have to go somewhere” with their grief and anger over catastrophic events in their lives. Faded hope sometimes turns to anger and bitterness, and with nowhere to direct it, it…

If you ever wanted pig-powers, now’s your chance to get bit by a radioactive boar.

It doesn’t quite mean that, though. Usually, a “Schnapsidee” is a stupid idea that you come up with while drunk that sounds good at first, but only for as long as you’re drunk.

Can someone ask the editor who make Johnny Lawrence into the protagonist of Karate Kid to edit this one along this line of thought?

If you can’t recognize a statement of opinion when you see one, you probably oughta stay off the internet.

On the surface, Lichdom very much looks and feels like an HD, spellcasting-based version of Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, a linear, but very fun first-person hack and slash game from 2006 with combat that felt really, really good. Combat in Lichdom is similar in that your spells have considerable "oomph" to them.…