White guys in dreads surely do look stupid, but there is no excuse for her behavior, none. Especially once she starts assaulting him.

HamNo on Deadspin is the ultimate punchline, smdh.

Gawker can get rid of Hamilton Nolan tomorrow so we know it’s not a prank

Now I know this is an April fools joke, it's after 5:30 and there's new posts running

Deadspin, no! It’s great you brought Jezebel writers over for a day. Bringing over this, however, is the not funny kind of April fools joke.

This is a low blow. Vengeance will be Tom Ley’s.

I know a guy they could hire!

BEST.

Does writing a Kardashian-free Dirt Bag mean that you’re the worst at Jezebel blogging... or the best?

Is mansplaining now a catch-all term for a dude arguing stuff? I thought it was a term reserved for when men are basically explaining woman stuff to women.

I dont think she cares.

That whole summer experience was like....all shot under overcast skies. It's like they chose the one good 3 week stretch of no sunshine in Los Angeles in like..forever.

Kelly: The girl you wanted to fuck.

Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…

Still waiting for Rod Belding to take us on that white water rafting trip...

RE: Lisa Turtle Google Image Search:

Speaking of things from the 1990s that have been run into the ground and should never be seen again...

Today is Elizabeth Berkley's 42nd birthday. I approve of her career choices to try and break away from SBTB's kiddy image. Mostly because she gets nekkid A LOT!

Don't forget that each of the kids is a walking horrific racial or class stereotype. The Indian kid tells dysentery jokes, the black kid tells ghetto jokes, the white kids remain oblivious. It is the bottom of the Disney barrel.

"If I'm not looking at the TV, I honestly can't tell the difference between him and Wilson."