sign should have said “you should dropped the knife”

Perhaps someday Beyonce will truly stun the world by putting on a pair of slacks and using her vocal gifts to deliver a real transcendent musical moment. But until then, I guess we’re stuck with her usual routine, which is spasmodically jerking her ass around while her army of delusional fans squeal about how…

What irks me is that “causes” like this one get lumped in with the Charleston and Chicago killings.

My step-cousin named her kid Captain. It makes me more irrationally mad than most of the ridiculous names, because Captain is something you have to earn. (I know, it’s stupid to get annoyed at, I don’t care...the name is more stupid than my anger). His nursery was all decorated in pirate stuff so when the cousin had a…

Patron Saint of Fame whores

I killed a mouse with a wrist shot once. It was basically my crowing achievement. Had my stick on the floor, he ran right into it and I one timed him straight into the wall.

Obama was probably talking about famed New York Islanders coach and NHL Hall of Famer Al ar Bor.

If they don’t cry about Islam or shitty clocks every day they will get a lump of coal for Christmas.