Czaaaaarrr! Oooooof! TORTURRRRE!

All citizens must watch Hocus Pocus.

Sometimes (often), I motivate to get off my ass and stop feeling sorry for myself by watching “I could if I wanted to”.

Yeah, that part stuck out to me as well. It’s important because it reinforces the idea that sexual assaults don’t occur in a vacuum. Whether it’s the child being molested by a parent while the other parent keeps everything hush-hush, or a circle of acquaintances who know “that dude is sketchy” or even (as in this…

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

You know what gives me *concern*, Bob? The likelihood of cat vomit in my shoe.

I honestly can’t believe it’s gone on this long. Where are the patriots in DC defending our freedom, our right not be ruled by a petty maniac who can’t remember where he left the launch codes?

THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.

I work as a copyeditor (not in advertising), and I will say that people upstream ignore me A LOT (including on race and culture sensitivity issues). So it is possible that someone of color (or even a white person who doesn’t have their head up their ass) looked at this and raised a flag, and the people in charge of…

Ahahahahahahaha

If I were mrs hole I would want to know. Better to know before having more kids/spending more time with him.

Something, something, teen trends getting shittier.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?

Once a coworker told me that even after Sandy Hook he’s never giving up his guns, I realized any attempt at a discussion about it was completely over.

Not pro-life. Anti choice. ANTI CHOICE. I want to scream.