Would have been nice if these Republicans had shown concern about Betsy DeVos before they fucking confirmed her.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

I think these are idiots in the “hate the sin, not the sinner” camp. They want to see homosexuality eradicated, but they’re prepared to contemplate some degree of tolerance for homosexual people. Probably because they have an LGBT family member or are closeted themselves.

Read the brief last night. Still can’t get over how soulless you must be to sit down and write an argument FOR discrimination. Like, what was it like in that office? I work in a law office. I know exactly how these things get written. Was there anybody in that DOJ office with a hint of self-awareness or morality who…

A very good online friend had cancer and we all knew she would not make it to season 3. Some other friends in show biz contacted the show and told them what was happening and asked for some help so she could see what happened. A VP from Sony showed up at her hospice with season 3 in hand and 3 days before she died,…

Also: there is no amount of hair and makeup that is going to make Sarah Huckabee Sanders good at her job. She doesn’t need to look pretty to do a job that is basically just lying. That she only got because... Republican nepotism.

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

I keep thinking about John Mara saying he got a bunch of letters from ticketholders saying they’d stop going to games if he ever signed Kap. Mara and his fans had zero problem keeping a kicker on the team who had 20 incidents of domestic violence in his past, and Mara defended Brown when the allegations became known.

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

They also gave Session’s booster seat to charity so....

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

John McCain is one of those Senators that I feel most conflicted about. The guy went through shit and torture and for years was a moderate in the GOP but recently his devotion to Party Loyalty (seemingly thinking he’ll get something in return) has seen him hypercritically vote on bills for years now (similar to Ken…

We need to call this what it is: intentionally sabatoging the health insurance of potentially millions of Americans because the GOP is still committed to hating Obama at any cost. He is not “letting” anything fail. The GOP already orchestrated the lack of choice/high premiums debacle by passing an amendment to the ACA…