Shh... secret code.

You know how much ass that I got while walking my sister’s very young puppy, them coming up and throwing down their guard just to touch it and pet it?

That’s one thing I love about my local dog park— we can trade dogs for a little while. I get to pet giant, mellow dogs, while their owners get to chase my little crazy guy around.

Single lady here adopting a dog later this month! I just wanted a sidekick/companion to nurture, give love to, and take with me on adventures. The fact that I am getting a de-fact wing-man is def a bonus, tho.

My bfs dog is the best dog in the world. I love her so much I cant stand it.

A Tinder for dog lovers, eh?

I dunno man, have you thought through all of the ramifications here?

+32-year burn

He didn’t extend his arm - the multiple replay angles easily show that. Johnson just landed awkwardly on his foot when he was moving with Harden and that’s what brought him down.

I once went to a state school where an ancient Jujitsu master taught. He’s actually coached the US olympic team in the 70's. The closest thing to an actual Yoda any of us will ever meet. He could perform Superman pushups into his 80's. He started each semester by sticking his thumb up and promising an A to anybody who…

BOY, LOOK AT THOSE DUDES ANKLES. He got crossed, there might’ve been a slight push, but no, he got crossed.

This will never not be the most disrespectful thing to happen in the flow of an organized basketball game. I love the kick of the foot by McInnis as he gets crossed. The little wave before Childress shoots it is inspired. The white UNC walk-on trying to do something on the bench. Just poetry, man. Poetry.

Oh, man, I remember that game - Childress just took that over.

And here I thought that a Rocket resulting in a lifeless pile of flesh was due to an O-ring.

My favorite of all-time, in the ACC tourney title game:

Sometimes I have difficulty controlling my words. I may have turrets.

Tread carefully with your puns, friend.

Tank you for this.

I saw this headline and assumed that Kinja was doing one of its time-warped featured stories again.

“Wait... he’s atill around?!”