Don’t talk about krokodil-esque shit in an article about weed

The best thing you can do while high

Same; I smoke weed every day but really don’t fuck with edibles. Just not as fun to me

Counterpoint: If you’re a novice, don’t do edibles; stick to vaping or smoking. Very small chance you get too high

Dude synthetic weed is not weed; it’s chemical shit that will fuck you up and put holes in your brain. One’s a plant, the other is one step away from crystal meth. Don’t conflate the two. Or ever do synthetic weed again, if you value your life

Lol, do you honestly think any guy wants to spend money? Many women refuse to see a guy who won’t pay the entire bill on the first date, and you can’t exactly ask straight up if they’re willing to, because then they definitely won’t see you again. Why do you think anybody wants to spend money on a random stranger?…

Eh, I’ve tried this before (with venmo, not an itemized collection agency bill). I’m a broke ass student and if you want to take me for a ride for expensive as shit drinks in a Manhattan bar I’m going to at least try to recoup half my losses. I’ll put something in the note to the effect of “I’m a broke ass student and…

NFL scouting report or Grindr profile?

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY LAND THAT THING?

Clearly you have never watched hockey.

You’re giving Dolan waaaaay too much credit. He doesn’t give a fuck about what happens to the Knicks because they print money no matter what absolute horseshit is on the court

He was on a shitton of acid

Bingo

Pretty much everyone considers Robertson to be a top 5 PG of all time, probably #2 after Magic

What actual basketball fan doesn’t know who Elgin Baylor is? Dude’s a fucking legend...

If they actually duped him and got a fraudulent attorney who misrepresented him consciability isn’t even an issue; the contract is dissolved and the “attorney” and whoever cooperated with him committed a felony

“Listen to the Band” was my favorite song when I was 11 and I rediscovered it 14 years later and it is so fucking good. Most of the Monkeys stuff is schlocky crap, yes, but this was so ahead of its time and hard driving it’s incredible.

I’m a guy, and I’m genuinely curious — does it really not hurt to get blasted in the ovaries by a foul tip?

Amazingly, the sheriff’s office has been very open and aggressive about pursuing this case. It’s incredibly sad that this is the exception, not the norm, but at least they got it right this time

Kanye had stage that floated above the crowd, so no crowding up to the front. Just a crazy party following the alien spaceship looking thing above your head. It was absolutely mind blowing.