i didn’t say it was an external rash...

yeah, that.

How about he gets a disease where the only cure is a medicine that costs just a dollar more than he has - and the price increases as he gets more money, so it’s always just out of reach.

A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump in a studio apartment. Provide lots of alcohol, not quite enough food, and no hair products.

Do you lame motherfuckers have a trilby-shaped bat signal, or something, to call for backup when one of you is threatened?

Yeesh, it’s hard to believe MRAs go that far back.

Your brain drawers are very organized. I can’t even organize my sock drawer. Kato Kaelin is it for the win.

Obvious troll is obvious.

I feel like Fossilized Erection is more of an EDM, techno band and Dead Arachnid Boner is like, a grunge/pop punk combo with songs like I Bit Your Dad While He Was Sleeping (And Then I Fucked Your Mom)

I like how they have an arrow pointing to it, like “HERE IT IS, GUYS. RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT IT!!!”

Fossilized Erection, your first single could be Sap Trap

You’ve clicked on a link with a huge picture of a banana and the word ‘boner’ in the headline. I’d say it’s safe.

I need to change my will. Never mind cremation, THIS is how I want to end up.

“This poor animal.”

He died doing what I love:

Yeah, I’m surprised I’m gonna say it but I think she’s even better than...

I feel like that would leave you with precious little free time, Demon

I CANNOT wait to see this. I love everyone in this cast. I wasn’t crazy at first about the idea of Cuba playing OJ but after seeing a few commercial’s I think that he is pretty perfect for this role. This is gonna be so interesting.

FREEDOM