how could I, she is gorgeous

One mistake: you made no mention of her appearance.

We’ll see. Do you think Paul McCartney would sue if I rewrote “Let it Be” and just inserted “Trump” every time he said “be”?

Trumpo, the orange snake response is: Adele is a looser and hater with out talent and because she told us we can’t use her music, she lost 2 million fans.

I’m starting to think there may be a brisk business to be done in writing pop songs that appeal to Republican candidates.

If I can let Bjork take me into Inuit throat-singing space worlds.. I can let Liz take me to crack-cocaine ridiculous land! :)

Thank you so much for explaining alt music to me I didn’t understand it before

I had to look 3 times to figure out which one was her.

They look as happy to be at Prom as at the SAG - just enjoying time together. Very sweet.

Same.

GIRL, I feel ya.

Male Shark: *tries negging* Haay gurl, what’s up? Haven’t seen you eating in a while. Are you on a diet? Hey, that’s good for you! Listen, I think we’d really hit it o-

The joke wouldn’t really work if you reversed the genders — no one talks about men being “strong and empowered” because it’s considered the default — but even so, the only outrage would come from the seriously humor impaired (just like all the outrage about this post!). It takes a special brand of cluelessness to read…

If ever there was a thread in which to use fishandry.gif, this is it.

I meant a general defense. Seriously. I am not a crazed cannibal. No, don’t run. Sweat makes you salty. I mean uncomfortable. Yesssss, that’s what I mean. Now, would you lean over this big pot of water for me? There we go...

“the story of an animal who leaned the fuck in:” I’m going to be chuckling over that all weekend. Thank you....

How often do you need a defence for eating people?

I told that shithead if he bumped into me one more time I was going to bite his fucking head off. I am many things but a promise breaker I am NOT.