I’m not sure if this is a dick joke or an oven joke, but either way... yeesh

Too much processing, I want to be in the moment.

Really, once you weigh the chocolate you’d have to send up there with a bunch of hormonal women, you’d be neutralizing any weight benefit and then some. Hurr hurr hurrrrr.

Well, I mean, if we sent a bunch of hysterical women to space they’d probably sync up their periods and then nuke us from orbit when it was that time of the month.

He looks so uncomfortable in this video. That sheepish slink tells you everything.

What? Jacket, jack it? This is new to me and I don’t like it.

Trying to get him out of office was really the only motivating force that got me to the polls for this particular election.

This man is an embarrassment to Milwaukee County.

The fact that messing with the configuration of your parts could affect sexual sensation makes me wonder WHY IN THE FUCK anyone would do this. Seriously, not worth it!

Right?

I’m hesitant to say this, because I feel like I don’t have the cultural experience to say it sensitively... but in a way, it is nice to see a culture facing real consequences for the low value they’ve put on women. Yes, there are a lot of women suffering as a result, still... but teh menz! are also suffering, BECAUSE…

Shorewood also houses a significant population of college students, more than the other neighborhoods, and is in fact mere blocks away from the UW-Milwaukee campus. I think the young/poor college student population segment and the proximity to the college campus (and the liberal tendencies of people who surround…

While you make a fair point about stores with expensive merchandise being a target for theft that may include violence in some cases, if a store employee can’t emotionally handle a customer coming through the door, then maybe they ought to find a different line of work. Because that’s what happened here.

I live in Milwaukee and can confirm this. Whitefish Bay is the kind of place where white people with money move their families, because “it’s such a great community” (read: no black people) and “has great schools” (read: no rowdy inner-city black kids). They consistently top all kinds of lists of “nation’s best…

“I’m a hugger” from someone you have just met

OMG NOW YOU KNOW I WEAR A BRA

It’s the jump from “I deserve...” to “You owe me...” that creeps me out.

Know what? I don’t find this picture appealing.

I hate it when asking for a hug is more of a gateway to something even more intimate. If you give in and give them a hug, then it’s just one more step to begrudgingly going out on a date with them, right? Because why would you hug someone but not want to go out with them?

I personally never was directly called a bitch over it, but the sad puppy dog stares of the guys I didn’t want to hug did the work on my reputation as a bitch regardless.