FULL-CONTACT MARATHONING- We have that, it’s called “Black Friday”.

“Mano-a-mano” means hand-to-hand.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

This is just the dumbest take. I’m sorry.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

I’m not demonizing all drivers. In fact, I’m just saying that the company you work for helps demonize you by not even bothering to get rid of the drivers who do these things.

Seriously...

An uber driver (who had a passenger!) hit my friend with his car, then gave her the finger and drove off. Uber, who tracks every driver with GPS, refused to help her learn who just hit her with their car. And who knows if the passenger reported it. Seriously everyone, STOP USING UBER! The convenience isn’t worth…

Yup. My smartest, funniest most beautiful friend killed herself with a gun her boyfriend kept in the house. Pretty sure she’d still be here today if she lived in a gun free home and the impulse could have passed without tragedy.

Just some notes from my personal bugbear. Guns make it easier to commit suicide, on top of being the preferred murder weapons for abusers. Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America, and the more you have to plan out and the harder it is to kill yourself, the less incentive you have to do it on a sudden…

Dear Pink Repblican Gun Ladies.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

I really scratch my head of the argument that it’s just “data”, so it’s ok to steal it. Why does a car cost 25k? Because it’s metal, plastic and rubber? No, because of the resources that it cost to put that car together, most of which is labor. How many thousands of man-hours go into many video games? The argument is…

A boogeyman witchhunt

Naw, not at all. That’s how SecuROM works, not Denuvo. If you want to install it on a new machine, you have to go online and download it, right? So when you do that, Denuvo can make another unique key, based on that new machine.

There’s a double standard here, too. White musicians wear Che Guevara t-shirts so much it’s a cliche and nobody thinks it’s much more than a fashion statement, but Beyoncé puts her dancers in black berets and suddenly she’s a full-on Black Panther? It’s ridiculous.

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

That doesn’t make me a selfish person so much as someone who simply does not believe she has the prerogative to blow up a marriage of several years

Not one. The absolute worst is when they send me a dick pic, then ask me to send a nude pic “because it’s only fair.” I usually send them this: