“Wait...I have a second daughter? Is she single?”

“Feed ‘em to the pigs, Errol.”

Who the fuck describes a person as “high-quality?”

“My other son...has some qualities, too.”

Even if Hillary is every inch the criminal mastermind her enemies claim that she is, she still comes out way ahead of Trump because that would mean she was way better at it than he is.

“I want to address these rumors about Donald Trump Jr. What you’ve heard are lies. I don’t know this person, never met him. I don’t even have a son.”

Kushner was there also at the meeting, and he certainly lied on his security clearance interviews to federal investigators and also conspired to receive assistance from a foreign power.

This is family, it’s personal, he’ll be at it tonight. Maybe he’ll wait for one of his 3:00am rants.

The hilarious thing is that they probably earnestly believe that something that works. “Hey, we both have the same name! How can the same person be tried for the same crime twice! You can’t put TWO Donald Trump’s in jail! CHECKMATE DEMOCRATS!”

A father and his son cannot be convicted of the same crime.

“My son is a high-quality person and I applaud his transparency.”

Don’t we have to wait until he’s taking his morning constitutional tomorrow before we judge his reaction?

This is Gary Hart daring the press to find the bimbos, except he then hands over pictures and video of himself with the bimbos, oh and instead of bimbos it’s treason and collusion with our nation’s enemies.

He looks like he sharted and is wondering how long it’ll be before someone notices.

Bad hair is a family tradition?

Why the fuck has this man never seen a professional hairdresser in his life?

That sound you just heard was the world’s loudest facepalm from Fredo’s lawyer.

All of these people are the stupidest fucking people on the planet.