13-year-olds are obnoxious enough. Imagine one that’s rich enough to get to go to every single home NFL game for years.

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Jesus, the Zapruder footage is clearer than this!

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

They don’t even have a gunner spread out to the side the punter ran to. There are at least two defenders on that side whose ONLY JOB is to ensure that the ball is kicked away and no bull shit happens. No pullers to gain numbers advantage, no misdirection...just the punter and his open field savvy. You make this call…

That Colts play is a masterpiece. It invokes such feelings of despair and helplessness. It’s like watching a hopelessly overmatched kid half-heartedly try something against an opponent, knowing in advance that they’re doomed, and it is so ill-conceived and embarrassing that you can’t even praise them for the effort. Th…

Russell Wilson?

Thursday Night Football is ruining the sport. 

Username and profile picture checks out.

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

Please send all blank checks, money orders, cash, cocaine, or wigs to:

An example of projection:

In totally unrelated news, I am currently crowdfunding for my own, 100% original game “Death Stranding”. Here is a screenshot of my game in progress:

Heroes literally died in his back yard?!

Editor: Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Dave Petersen’s letter to the editor about Muslim holidays — and the editorial response — needs to be highlighted here.

Well, of course! The guy who was mercilessly raping children and threatening to destroy the careers of anyone who got in his way was white a clean cut throwback to days of old!  

So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

The good ol’ days, when “Where are your papers?” was said with a German and not American accent to get the point across.