I came here to compliment on your name, but stayed for the virgin joke.

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

I just assumed he was throwing it away. That was a fabulous catch. I also like the highlighter colored uniforms. Fight me.

“All victories shall be celebrated in the locker room in this fashion henceforth. It is so ordered. PJ and Squee concur in the judgment.” — Justice Kavanaugh

It’s blatant celebration inflation. Time was you had to sweep your opponent in the World Series before they would even give you a cooler full of water.

This beerkake thing is weird and bad. 

TheMaven’s job listings already contain a number of SI positions, including “Expert Writer” and “Sport Editor,”

This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood, I subscribed to the magazine up until like 2010 and I would even read the website pretty regularly before they switched to the completely unreadable except on a tablet format a while back.

Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:

1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.

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This is entirely unsurprising and deeply sad. I read this magazine all the time growing up. I had a shelf full of SI’s Hilarious Football Bloopers and a shitty, barely functional, football phone from pestering my parents to get a subscription. They had unsurpassed sports photography and some damn good writing. But the…

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

I suppose the bright side is that she could have been soaked in much worse in the clubhouse in Oakland.

They get a bit confused when they can’t see where to put the dollar bills!

Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.

It’s absolutely degrading behavior. Teenager mob mentality.

Yes. Oakland, Florida to be precise. 

Makes you wonder if the enthusiasm would have been as high if it was a dude.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

a 6"8 incubus waterboarding you with Budweiser

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before.