I’ve sat behind the screen behind home plate years ago and I think it starts out as a very minor nuisance and you stop noticing it is there after about 5 minutes.

The White Sox extended the nets all the way down shortly after the June incident. We have season tickets a few rows up from the nets and can once again confirm that anyone telling you it ruins the experience of the game is a bold faced liar and is looking for any reason to complain.  I’ve fought on this hill before…

The Rhythm eventually gets you.

This was a long walk but I starred you for the effort to get there.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

You know, I beat you by three minutes. CURSE MY GREY EXISTENCE!

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

A reminder that the Broncos were rather recently Super Bowl champs with a stacked roster and one of the best defenses in the history of the sport. All they needed was a half-decent quarterback, Kaepernick wanted to go there, and Elway was willing to have him. But Elway insisted the Niners pay most of his salary…

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

* - Before the play-clock hits 15

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Hey, if there’s one thing you can’t criticize ol Donny for, it’s leading with his head. 

+5 moments of silence for those poor hookers

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Elway is CTE on wheels at this point.

Um... um... um... Sarah Jessica Parker!

Yeah, I was thinking Bolles might respond with, “Do I know what holding is? How many foot stamps do I need to do to convey ‘Yes?’”

He really can be a nag.

My favorite Elwayism in this article:

This has to be frustrating. Elway has yelled at him so many times that he's nearly horse.