Has Gus Bradley never seen the Steelers play the Patriots? Running zone against Brady is a gift-wrapped package to him. I just find myself laughing at all those people who thought the Chargers were going to win this. I know it’s early but this game is already a joke.

Three hours and nobody came?

Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

Cat on your lap while you sit by a fireplace may be the ultimate warmth. 

Cat on your lap warmth is probably between four and five on the actual warmth scale. But on the practicality scale it is last, it is unreliable, moody, and won’t get up when you need to go to the bathroom.

The return TD wouldn’t have standed even if they had ruled it a fumble as the refs had already whistled the play dead at that point.

I got a back spasm last week after reaching for a cereal box on a high shelf in my pantry. Getting old sucks. 

I pulled a hamstring the other day trying to get a pen that I dropped under the table. 

I’m really glad that Fox decided not to run the replay again after the first time as I screamed in terror when I saw what happened.

[sees your Gritty avatar]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

+1 creeper.

I wish I could kiss you for that but take a damn star instead.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

“If a male staff needs to enter a female room, they need to bring in a female employee with them.”

If it’s a low-grade warehouse-type facility, as seems obvious to me, you’re dealing with mostly minimum-wage staff who are just there to change the sheets and diapers, not provide care. It was almost certainly one of those guys who raped her.

YES.

“...none of the staff at the Hacienda HealthCare facility knew the patient was pregnant until she went into labor and began moaning.”

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.