That Fart Joke in the White House isn’t funny anymore.  He just stinks.

Dudes who lose their shit and drop threats over a recurring throwaway joke in Captain Underpants books are most likely not well-suited for legislative branch responsibilities.

Kohen is an easy target.  Jewish and an “evil, liberal professor.”

I have no doubt that if one were to look into this Archer’s internet history there would be an instance of him liking a meme about how Michelle Obama is a man or how President Obama is a Muslim monkey ad nausuem. These are the types of ‘snowflakes’ that hate being called out for what they do and cry they are the most…

So I’m sure Archer also called up the other 130 “likes” and threatened them, too, right? As well as the person who posted the original image as well as the person who had the sign in their yard, right?

Relentlessly mocking my enemies is one of the primary reasons I support a robust 1st Amendment. Come on out of the shadows! Speak your mind! Now stand there as I point and laugh and explain exactly why you’re so fucking stupid!

Usually the rule is to not make fun of people for things they have no control over. Like being short, receding hairline, skin color... Shit like that. His fly was down, that’s 100% something you have control over. Make fun all you want.

Plus you cannot get more of a rock-solid alibi than being on jury duty.

Are they using a microwave oven as the podium?

I said this on Twitter the other day, but there will be a movie about the Trump Presidency and the way things are going it will have to be like the Marvel Comic Cinematic Universe to properly tell the story. You’ll need entire movies explaining all these characters on the fringes of the administration and their…

They misspelled the “accusers” name twice in that document! The “accusation” says that Mueller introduced himself by his full name to the “victim” then later says that she only learned his name when she saw him on TV. Plus it’s e-signed and not notarized so it isn’t even a statement under oath. I love everything about…

If you think all people are operating with logic and the best of intentions, then you shouldn’t mock them.

I cannot get past the fly being down. I am dying right now.

Pretty fucking dumb, because O’Keefe has one job and he is awful at it.

Like...how fucking dumb do you have to be when James O’Keefe is better at his inept fuckery than you?

Like Drumpf and the dangling toilet paper up the steps of Air Force One. Oh. We’re going to have to burn IT as well as the WH.

They already paid the room rental. may as well roll on with the asshattery. 

Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

spending more time complaining about people making fun of him online than he did actually presenting a credible case for the allegations he was supposed to be announcing. Nevertheless, Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…