Being part of the Resistance to Donald Trump is reinvigorating.  

MovieBob goes into the fact that Rick and Morty is deconstruction of hyper intelligent, all-powerful characters like The Doctor. It is not a power fantasy for self-proclaimed “geniuses” to justify their dickishness.

Lionel Messi needs to be on this list; surely he’s the most boring GOAT (or near-GOAT, if you’re a Pele fan, and I don’t have a dog in that fight) of all time. Electrifying to watch in action, but away from the game? Sorry dude, but those wicked new tats and frosted tips don’t make you any less of a crashing bore than…

I have never seen Toy Story 3, and that is on purpose. I’ve heard enough to know I’d never make it through.

To counter your Umbrella take:

Hold up, though, because there’s another incredibly dumb Obama take up now... HamNo has dumb, boring company.

The Phillies sell pistachios. They used to be sold by Pistachio Girl. She got fired for being a white supremacist. So... pistachios!!

Who says one nut must exercise global hegemony over a single sport?

I have also played tic tac toe with the chicken. Even wrote about it in a report for like 2nd or 3rd grade. Its called Reptile Gardens, and yes it is still there.

* or if you’re a functional alcoholic and lucky enough to live in a state where they sell booze. When we lived in California, we’d run in for say, coffee and toilet paper. Half an hour and a dozen samples later, my cart would look like the shopping scene in “Leaving Las Vegas.”

I can’t nap, but I look forward to going to bed at night.

I want to agree, but he’s so lazy...

Why would any stadium allow you through the gate with an umbrella?

- That’s Hamilton Nolan that lost the tic-tac-toe game to the chicken, isn’t it?

Tory Aikman was a garden statue.

Umbrellas are useless and horrible and I resent their very existence.

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

What’s the best activity to do as an old person/parent that was miserable when you were young and hip?

My dads “christian” side of the family in Texas apparently think my recent divorce is because I’m “too opinionated” and “didn’t let him be a man”.  Beto winning is the only hope I have that Thanksgiving won’t completely suck.  Have been donating $25 every paycheck, C’MON TEXAS!!!!!

My favourite statement towards voting has always been:

“Nihilism won’t get us unfucked.”