stoneyowlpatronus
stoneyowlpatronus
stoneyowlpatronus

I love Jack Brooksbank's grandmother.

So let me get this straight. He posts a picture from a hurricane that happened 10 years with the caption that it’s being faked to make his tiny dicked dad look back, and when called out he says it’s just a meme when another chinless example of the master race comes to his rescue with an article that goes through so

They are claiming he is kneeling - and he clearly shows himself walking out there in the video.

From a genetic standpoint, you would have to assume that there would be at least one or more of Chump’s offspring that was not so clearly a sociopath.

Seriously, every goddamned day with these idiots. I don’t even give a flying fuck who won and who lost in this scenario... this is just so fucking stupid.

Im confused...was the water somehow NOT that deep where he was standing? Are they claiming he was kneeling down in the picture? Because that’s the only way he’s lying.  If I want to show how deep a river is, I dont stand on the very edge...I go to where it’s deepest. 

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

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There was a show that he did interviewing his mom that was pretty good. He talks about his brother committing suicide by jumping out a window from their apartment when he was a kid.

Yeah, you really can’t be the bigger person when it comes to him; going low and nasty seems to be the only way to get his attention. 

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his

and there goes breakfast

Gowdy, of “if one Benghazi investigation won’t work, let’s try six more” fame, has reviewed the documents and said, the FBI did their job. When Trey bleeping Gowdy can’t latch on to a right wing conspiracy, that's the end.

I don’t know why every new detail that emerges about Nunes somehow seems to surprise me that he’s such a sycophantic pud.

Both announcements coming on the same day, suggesting Nunes is still coordinating with the White House, in breach of his oversight duties.

Nothing in life is free. This will cost him. New revelations will pop up in the press. “A source familiar with....” “(name of allied nation)‘s intelligence agencies announced today...”

You can only get so far away. Believe me.

It’s basically going to be Podesta emails all over again. A dump where they will probably find and latch onto a single text or quote that’s critical of Trump and use it to base a massive conspiracy on. I also guarantee that the only pages of the FISA application being released are ones remotely related to Steele’s

Careful.  Statements like that are only innocent when made by Republican candidates for office.  You’re likely to get a knock on your door if you keep it up.

Like when they started stripping security clearances, weaponizing intelligence powers for propaganda is a key hallmark of authoritarianism.