OMG, it was like a twitter nightmare. I will never question your resolve - the power to continue to process through ... that... you could not pay me enough to do that job. We greatly appreciate having this kind of reporting though - it definitely shows us the reality of the situation we face. *sigh* its impossible to…

I’d always wondered what the infamous “infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters” would read like…

Cats too? They're slightly more work than a houseplant and bring endless entertainment and bug killing. 

Every time this bothers you, remember that the New London PD went to court and *won* a case allowing them to discriminate against candidates who scored too high on their IQ test.

Your hot take is garbage. I will always have dogs. I currently have 4. Die mad about it. Oh and dogs over children any day of the week for me.

I find it funny that those pieces of shit has nothing against NAZI’s or alt rights, I wonder why...... I know why....it’s their buddies.

We, obviously, need to know if large numbers of people, for whatever reason, are going to be on public roadways or public spaces, so that we may ensure the safety and rights of those who have gathered as well as of the members of the public around them.

She’s lucky she’s kinda cute.

It’s like a YouTube comments section vomited right into your email.

My god, it’s full of stupidity

That's the correct mindset. See also: raising toddlers.

I'm dog sitting right now and she woke me up at 6 am to go out and then puked all over my apartment... 

The running joke with our lab mix is that within 10 minutes of one of us (OK, Mrs Lizardo) sweeping or vacuuming we will find a pile of fur and say “Jeez, why don’t you clean around here once in a while?”  We are getting a new couch and selecting fabric based on what will show his hair the least.  That’s right, the…

Luna, my adorable piece of shit St. Bernard who passed away this spring, sees your shedding and raises it a couple more dogs.

Damn you. I was laughing until I read this. We have an elderly dog. I know this day is coming and I dread it. We’ve had to say goodbye to three dogs already and even though they can be a pain in the ass, each time is like having a piece of your heart ripped out. They’re often messy and a nuisance, but they’re always…

Damn. That destroyed me. I miss my best friend so much.

R.I.P. Zelda you were an enormous sweetheart and you sounded like an air-raid siren when left alone for more than thirty seconds.

My dog’s a bastard. Refuses to go out in the mornings to do his business sometimes, expects a treat when other people do stuff, plays up injuries for sympathy, slowly steals the bed, tugs the lead until he wants to sniff and then it’s waiting 2 minutes for him to start moving again, and will try and eat anything.

Fuck you for making my cold heart feel something.

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