Katy ought to beg Kim Kardashian for some tips on how to properly take Taylor down a peg. Hit her hard and fast, then leave it alone. Every time you bring it up again you lose a bit of power Katy. You’re embarrassing yourself, and honestly after the Tom Hiddleston thing I didn’t think anyone could be more embarrassing…

I feel like this entire subthread could be summarized by “No, there’s no such thing as a connection between height/build/feet size/etc... and dick size.”

Well, there shouldn’t be anything to apologize for, and his earlier lies are also inexcusable. However, this is the proper way to apologize. The 50k donation is a nice touch. Admit wrongdoing, “no sorry if you were x,”, it doesn’t pass blame to the victim or try to make the bulk of the apology about how you were also…

How can a man that red and swollen have such a weirdly voluminous ass?

I mean I don’t want to say that this smells like white people patting themselves on the back for passing a test of basic human decency but this smells like white people patting themselves on the back for passing a test of basic human decency.

How far have we deteriorated as a society if “helping a blind person” is seen as some sort of radical act?

It’s very much a messiah complex. They believe that since their spouse has left that their lives must end. Since they are no longer at the centre of the family, the unit must be disbanded. It’s the kind of chauvinism little boys are raised with. If you don’t get your way, lash out.

her father bleeding from his wrists.

It is extremely hard to smoke this joint while also screaming into a pillow.

The funny criticism of Hillary Clinton’s supposed “coronation” was the implication that the Democrats of 2015 had a super deep bench of up and comers that she kept from running. The reality is that between 2004 (when a State senator from Illinois gave a keynote address before the DNCC) and 2016, not a single Democrat…

This is like the 80’s when crack flooded the blocks of poor black urban neighborhoods and nobody cared except now its poor white rural areas and nobody cared either, at least were reaching racial equality in not caring about the poor.

Seriously, I can’t even.

I agree with you in theory, but I’m still kinda cackling at “...get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck”

Plus she is paying for all the funerals of the people who passed away. She and her team are doing way better at crisis management and international relations than Trump and the State Department.

I’m embarrassed for you.

Here’s the asshole everyone! In case you were wondering.

Frank Ocean has extremely questionable taste in friends. Whatevs, just as long as he keeps giving us music.

I don’t understand women (or men) who freak out about age deadlines and think they gotta get married and have babies before they turn 30 so they rush into relationships and have kids. Relax and just try to enjoy life, travel, go out and enjoy the world. 

This logic - that whites cannot understand the suffering of non-whites - is producing a new form of segregation. It’s racist.