stoneyjones
StoneyJones
stoneyjones

Obligatory.

Here are the major classifications of non-straight hair.

Neiman Marcus sold collard greens for $66 last year, and I was so worried that it was going to cause an inflation in price.

And when they get on, they leave your ass for a White girl.” 

Shout out to OG Clinton appointee, Jocelyn Elders.

The macho posturing wastes everyone’s time.

I like how he started shit because a baby was ... not injured? and then said he didn’t want to make a big deal of it... while talking to a fucking news crew. Yeah okay broseph, you’re a real hero

Yeah this Tony dude didn’t “stand up for” the woman. He threatened the guy and got in his face. No one looks good here.

Friendly reminder to fly Virgin America, Alaska, or JetBlue

That’s gotta be a record. 2 Black female Surgeon Generals in a little over 4 years. Cant forget about Regina Benjamin:

I was in Gouda yesterday. The city of Gouda. There’s a shop there that sells marijuana  cheese.

Ooh, great, yet another Aggrieved White Male with anger management issues and zero control over his emotions. Yeah, we totally need more of THOSE in power.

What if Amanda Bynes returns to Nickelodeon?

Sounds like some misdirected hostility

‘She’s married, I’m not’

You can and should read more about her here.

“I can’t stand these minorities getting special treatment so please give me special treatment.” <—- privileged white lady logic

“Those used to privilege see equality as oppression.” If you’re giving something to someone else you MUST be taking from them after all. I mean after all they’ve only had it drilled in their

This ‘ish right here...