So that’s why dogs are always sniffing anises.

Hmm, this Asparagus lasagna is exquisite. The flavors are so pronounced, you can just sense the aftertaste on the tip of your bum.

Avoid bitter foods when bottoming. Got it.

I’ve gotten black out drunk before and HEY. GUESS WHAT? I had to face the consequences of my actions even though I had no memory of my non-violent outburst. I couldn’t say whether or not he meant to choke her if he was/ wasn’t blacked out but he SURE AS HELL deserves to be punished more than 15 days in jail. I knew…

I forgot that I shared a birthday with Madonna. Anyway, yesterday was my 29th birthday. I was born on the 9th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley. I found out that Elvis Presley’s second and third toe were webbed on each foot, just like mine are. This can only mean one thing: I am the reincarnation of Elvis…

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

Losing the presidency three terms in a row says a lot about a party. I think the word might be “implosive.” :)

The most impressive video I’ve seen is this one. “Maybe I won’t go to work today...” What a terrifying incident.

She is brand new to me but

That’s not the sun.

how can someone get that much sun exposure and still be alive?

Can’t wait for the day they make a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that plays him inevitably wins an Oscar.