Obvs, your sarcasm needs some work.

Girl, Rihanna is far from desperate. Regardless of how her tour does, she’s making stacks while she sleeps.

Why is this baby cooler than damn near everyone I know? She's a boss.

Being an asshole isn't the worst thing. An asshole gives you some perspective.

Can I just say, I'm loving this Beiber? The lack of fucks given is making me see him in a new light and I'm kinda about it.

Fuck em all

Fuck off, Paula.

Just a reminder:

Chicken or bunny?

Trashy, crazy woman is trashy and crazy. Nothin new here.

The yes! in eastern market def has it. You're welcome.

It’s cute that Lindsay and Ali are acting like they weren’t sitting on the same couch while tweeting

This guy.

It’s kinda ironic that Rihanna is coaching contestants when she would never make it past the blind auditions herself.

Everyone’s annoyed by the author POV? While I didn’t find the article funny, I think it’s def saying something about the selfie obsessed ultra super crazily superficial culture we live. It’s gross.

So basically Ryan Gosling is a jabroni? Great. Good, I finally have an accurate way of descrbing why he does nothing for me.

Timbaland cheesin is the best part about all of this

Yeah, don’t get the hype. He’s like an overgrown frat boy. Frat man? Whatever, not hot.