stoneyjones
StoneyJones
stoneyjones

Get it together, John!

Does this mean I’ll be hearing Latinos complain about livestock taking all the good-paying landscaping jobs soon?

Epicuren’s rose after bath moisturizer, seriously, makes me want to marry myself. I always get compliments whenever I wear it. The entire brand is worth checking out.

It’s kinda weird that he refers to her as Florence AND the machine. Like, Florence is fine. Or Florence Welch. I dunno why that irks me so much.

I’ve heard the album in its entirety and it’s absolutely fucking brilliant.

So I know I'm in the greys after commenting for like two years but seriously how do I start writing for Millihelen? I'm a beauty school graduate and former beauty retail employee who doesn't believe in the blind consumerism the industry relies on. Help me out of the greys!

Rosie's doing what now?

Oh, 2014.

Needs more cat.

The dude playing Aaliyah's bro who looks like Drake is also a Degrassi alumni!

Me too, Cara. #uhhhwut

How did they manage to turn this gorgeous woman into a muppet?! You know Naomi is pissed about this, Cara Dewhatever in the same class as her?

Actually, this shit just popped up on my phone outta nowhere. I'm assuming it has something to do with settings but fuck Apple for this and all the other annoying bullshit they force upon customers.

We should be friends when you get rich.

Ugh, I'm so glad I'm not a kid these days. All their idols are lame.

I'm just happy J.Lo is getting back in the film game. I appreciate her most as an actress, even if the movies are shit.

I'm only here for the peen.

It's gonna be interesting to watch the next year play out. As much as I would love to see a woman runnin this shit, I'm not so sure Hilary is the one. Her response was lame, stiff and totally unfeeling. I'm kinda hoping Rand will go rouge and run as an independent.

Grossssss!! Hair and food don't mix! Ever.

I hope he jumps to the other side of the camera soon. He's dreamy.