holy shit. Is this a reasonable response?! Yes. Agreed completely. And I’m someone who can’t stand Hardwick and believed her at first... but as this has gone on she has looked worse and worse out of it. At this point I don’t believe a word out of her mouth.

She wanted to recover her power over the echoes that were still haunting her, and she was worried that he might still be abusing new partners. If this had happened to you, and you recalled how that treatment messed up your sense of personal autonomy, you might feel a responsibility to speak up so they could hear you:…

This. Thank you. You are absolutely correct. 

If Trump said “I have evidence the Muller investigation is a hoax, but I’ve chosen not to cooperate and only shared evidence with those who I deemed needed to see it” how would Jezebel and its commentariat react?

I especially liked “a guy I dated who ran a podcast and now is CEO of something” when there’s exactly one guy she dated who fits that description. It’s like if I said “a website I posted on today that’s named after a biblical woman and has a love-hate relationship with Grimes”.

“For the last time”.

This rule is fair provided you make Michael Phelps and other swimmers with abnormal but natural physical attributes compete against sharks and marlins instead of humans. Let’s go a step further and make any Usain Bolt compete with a cheetah.

Next they should ban tall people from basketball becuz it too is an unfair advantage genetically 

I saw them in 2016 in Boston and they were so delightful that I wasn’t even that mad about having an allergic reaction to some lobster mac and cheese afterwards. 

Saw them at the Greek a couple years ago and it was the beesssssst. Mel was there! And Dave. It was so good.

I won tickets on the radio to see them live last year and about died. They were amazing live and I’m going to watch the hell out of this. 

*groan* I know, I know.... look, it got stolen during the move.... punk points -100....

YES PLEASE

They aren’t sorry. They got the attention they wanted from us.

The right thing to do would be to stage a guerrilla punk band show in the store complete with smashed beer bottles, fights and people puking on the floor.

And Chris Hardwick dated Lisa Loeb in the past: Illuminati confirmed.

Of all the fuckery that could excrete this preposterous utterance to coat my day like shit on the sides of an outhouse trench, and fill me as whole with delight as the hole of a rented receptacle, what fucking joy I now feel! All of you mili-cocks cheer with me, every shit-tainted one of you!

No. No you are not right. Stop that.

I just heard him on this week’s “You Must Remember This” podcast! He also features in the book I’m reading right now (Lizzy Goodman’s “Meet Me in the Bathroom”). I’m been having a real Gideon Yago summer.