Eli manning ?!?!

Make that ¥ .

So sad, I loved reading the paper and eating my egg and sausage and drinking a cup of java then taking a big dump while reading the sports section, digital dumping is just not the same.

Her lex luthor is mike pence.

Every time I read Heigl’s blog I just want to pull a wrath of Kahn and scream to the heavens HEIGL !!!!!!

So what if they hobble on their little heels for 20 steps from the car to the restaurant?

Paris is burning, the Kardashian’s.

This casting is perfect TS has Cats eyes and Jennifer Hudson is the cat’s pajamas.

Marky Park , your funky old vehicle and get yourself into a 2006 honda accord with only 83,264 miles , priced to sell.

You shouldn’t have told us that Bono appears in the video, then it would have been like a m. night shyamalan movie.

“I don’t want it to be a headline of the story, because it takes away from the purpose,” she says, chewing the cheese stuck on the spoon from her onion soup.”

Yeah, your right its probably terrible, it just came to mind cause i saw the word fudge, as fudgie the whale always does.

Nobody knows fudgie the whale anymore ( Jessica beil store sold fudge) , and what about cookie o’ puss. where am i and what the hell happened , man i feel old at least my voice has not changed yet to sound like tom carvel.

Uhm that would be your Carvel Fudgie the whale cake in beer form.

Maybe they should have sold this.

Jane Fonda talked about the midtermshigh socks she used to wear. [People]

Maybe it’s because of their stupid names, people hear G-eazy or bebe Rexha and are like nah i don’t want to learn who they are., and if i did know i would feel great shame.