If you are going to coach, T-ball is the only way to go. Not much effort, make sure all the kids play, you are done. Little kids soccer is horrible. Never coach that.

A couple of girls came over to my friend and I in a bar to make fun of the music selections we had made. One of the girls had her nose pierced and the second sentence out of my mouth to her was "Does that thing catch boogers?"

Is the reason A.J. quit Gawker so he could go back to playing point for the Wolves?

+1

Has anyone pointed out your missed the third PLAY in the song. Wubbzy lives in a tree, he likes to play, play, PLAY. I will now go stab a pen in my ear to get the song out of there. Thanks for that.

The way to defeat the hawk is to wear it out. It cannot fly forever and the rules stated no place for it to land but the floor. Laying on the floor with your knees pulled up would work the best. You are protecting your vial organs with your legs and since you are at almost the lowest point to the ground you would…

What is the over/under on references to The Wire during the chat?

You mean arm the guards as well as the forwards? +1

Was it so fast you freaked?

For me, hydroplaning at a higher rate of speed is one of the worst - and that is because it happened to me. Going around a curve on a highway it an Explorer and hit the right combination of stuff. Rear end sliding out, no control, only stopped after smashing through a road sign and knocking down one of those big…

Bring back the moose and the bird.