Love this so much.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

It sounds like an equally creepy version of the ubiquitous obscene phone calls everyone used to get when landlines were the only phones.

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

I just feel like Brit’s hair was never naturally very abundant, plus years of bleaching, styling damage, product has most likely weakened it further. Kim has always had a buttload of hair, it has always looked healthy (sans that platinum bob), and it’s probably fairly long even without the Cher extensions.

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until…

Rachel was SUCH a boring character. Just bland and generically ‘sweet’ with no interesting aspects of her personality. I really hope they write a better and more interesting love interest for him, and go ahead and write Rachel out of it completely.

Meanwhile, after dying of toxoplasmosis, Tommy was transported back in time to Rome in the First Century BCE, where he became a Centurion in the Legio XIIIth Claudia, before ultimately rising to the office of Prefect.

I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

Tabooola apparently thinks that I’m dying to know what everyone looks like now.

It IS too perfect. Obvious plant, staged by PAID ACTORS. He didn’t exist before today. #FlaseFlag. #BannonGate

Dennis Quaid, Russell Crowe, John Mellencamp. Has Meg Ryan ever been romantically involved with anyone who wasn’t a man-baby?

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

Thanks so much for sharing this. Really appreciative of what this guy is doing.

Former model here. Maida and Ramy are sick fucks. Their thing is to call hundreds of girls they have no intention of ever booking to a casting all at the same time and have them wait from 4-8 hours to be seen. They take their books when they arrive (agency portfolios - cost a bunch of money and are hard to replace) so…

Also please don’t assume you are a sex god because you do oral. I know what will get me off and guys be like oh you just wait until I get there and I’m like hahaha stop you’ll probably do it wrong. And they do it all wrong and I don’t come and they just can’t accept that their technique needs adjustment.

Please don’t do this. The problem is institutionalized coercion, fear, and excessive respect of authority, not the gender or age of the abusers.