Can we make, “why the long face” jokes?

I was going to say it’s a form of blackface- black bum?

SOME Of the points raised in the article above really resonate with me. Ive enjoyed Dr Lee’s vids for years but watching elderly patients flinch while she presses away destresses me.rug cleaning vids are my new jam.

4 year old Sally from nightmare before Christmas ( she’s only seen YouTube clips). Next year she’s asked for Vampira

Not filed under: shiplap?

Demi or Ariana? She doesn’t know them.

Working on their night cheese

Hear, hear- I read this and thought of myself once I became a mum at 39.

Petrie- dish

That looks like Kate McKinnon’s chin and teeth-snl?

And sometimes you’d get a bit on elastic burn from the moving grip. I don’t miss ‘em.

When I was close to my due date I watched a UFC card. It was all dull until the last two bouts then- pow. Two exciting not -stop -claret -spilling- pounding -thrill fights. My baby was boxing in the womb by this point and continued to leap about until the wee small hours.

Around the turn of the century, I was crossing the road in Sydney when I felt someone staring at me. Specifically staring at my tits. It was Angel! A foul yet proud memory of my youth.

When my now husband and I were dating we lived in Sydney a suburb away from one another. We hated to be apart so we often walked to each other’s house of an evening after work.

That could be my Mum, never farted.

Can I offer an Icelandic glitter alternative...

I love these articles so much. It takes me back to the early 90's. I could buy 5 boonies for a dollar from my local op shop (thrift store).

I know can you purchase lube by the gallon?

As an Aussie I would generalise our anti vaxxers as upper middleclass White morons who use Facebook as their soapbox. Much like yours I believe.

If you get the strange rabbits then...