No, my family celebrates Thanksgiving by desecrating Indian graves and drinking chicken broth out of the skulls of Geronimo and his kin.

I will never understand the black connection to Christianity, a religion that can’t get nine chapters into the first book of its scripture without busting out the racism (see Ham’s Curse and its antebellum use as the means to justify slavery.)

Diversity is just an old wooden ship from the civil war

Someone please read this article aloud next time a white woman complains about a man grabbing her ass.

You really don’t see the problem with asking a colleague in a professional situation if they’ll watch you masturbate? He has power over the careers/opportunities these women are exposed to. Do you do that at work? Walk into the lunch room and ask the first woman you see if she’ll look at your dick?

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Oh FFS. While I myself have looked back at a few moments where I likely crossed a line in the past, a work holiday party should be the EASIEST place for men to know how to behave. Don’t flirt with your colleagues. Don’t touch your colleagues. Don’t talk about genitalia with your colleagues and don’t pull it out in…

Seriously? You’re not sure if you are “allowed” to flirt with women at the office party, so you cancel the party entirely? Why not have the party anyway, and just don’t flirt? You know, treat it like a work event where you can mingle and be social but still be professional and treat your colleagues respectfully? Save…

It must be a bummer to have to think before you word vomit for the first time in your life.

I just don’t understand why they can’t play their Thursday night games coming off their bye weeks? You’d have to wait to start the Thursday games until the 5th week of the season, so I’m sure that’s the reason, but it’s better than trash football and stacks of injured players.

Stop this! No one is asking for perfection. We’re asking would you please, Mr./Mrs. Candidate stop pandering to people who think your base is made up of lazy, worthless, colored people whose lives don’t matter. That’s actually the least we can ask for from a “progressive” candidate - the very least.

I don’t get your point, Sanders wasn’t the nominee. We got Donald Trump because enough people were willing to buy into the Hillary Clinton is a corrupt elite witch demon narrative that they either didn’t vote for her or were willing to vote for an incompetent racist.

If these Left voters or really any voters needed to be “energized” to vote against Trump they sound like pretty shitty people. You shouldn’t need the world’s greatest candidate as an alternative not to vote for Tango.

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…

Yeah, this is a straight-bullshit post.

On Friday night, San Juan mayor Carmen Cruz told CNN’s Jake Tapper that the death toll in Puerto Rico may be as high as 500, rather than the official count of 54. She reports that there have been 911 cremations in the past month after Hurricane Maria, which is about double the norm.

I imagine Jezzies in 1970s. They did a story on the break-in. Are they not allowed to talk about Farrah’s hair too!

Honestly Jezebel, some of the president’s top officials are indicted, one of whom has already plead guilty and this is the coverage we get? It seems like our media is completely unprepared to handle a story of this magnitude.

It’s a fair criticism. In the Buzzfeed article, the line about the punch is exactly one more sentence. If the Jezebel article is going to “report” on the punch by using it in the headline, the least she could do is add the one additional, relevant sentence to he part she is already quoting.

U fuck off.