The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

Oh you disliked Eli before 2011...that's your defense in claiming not to be holding a grudge? That means you aren't aware he also beat the Packers on the way to the SB in 2007. You jump on that Packers bandwagon in 2010 then?

You can "take" whoever you want. The facts are the facts. Eli has 2 SB MVPs and Rogers 1. Cutler 0. Thank goodness you are not in danger of becoming part of the braintrust of any NFL team. With you in charge, your beloved Packers would become the Jaguars in about half a season with your glaring lack of talent…

As you so have so adeptly proven, trolls come in all different shapes,sizes,genders and personality disorders. It is a little narrow-minded for you to assume only trolls who happen to be biologically male live in their mother's basement. The main point is that you are too gutless to mention who your favourite team is.…

All of the puerile idiocy who vomit onto a keyboard does not change the fact that although Eli is having a terrible year, he has proven to be a winner in the NFL. He has the same number of Superbowl MVPs as Brady and more than Flacco, his brother, Brees and Rodgers. I am not saying he is better than those listed...I…

How hard is it for you to type legibly with those fat, greasy, sausage-like fingers of yours?

Yeah you are so right....brilliant insight. How often does a QB win 2 Superbowl MVPs and not deserve it? Dude is an immobile turd with 2 SuperBowl rings while you are likely one of those fully mobile turds looking to crawl back up Tony Romo's leg whenever he sharts himself in big games and ends up with....wait for…

The defenses were never as great as they played in the SBs. Check the stats. They were good, not great. His receivers always tend to suck elsewhere (Steve Smith, Manningham), so I think you're irrational overreaction to Eli outplaying Tom Brady twice in the SB actually means you're underrating a QB who without…

That's weird, I don't remember the Giants defense scrambling away from the Patriots pass rush in SB42 to hit Tyree in the helmet, nor do I remember the Giants defense leading the team down the field and hitting Plaxico Burress in the endzone for the win.

Google Eli's playoff run stats. Then come back and tell me it was all on the defense... Stupid.

I can't believe how furious I am over this.

I am very curious to know why that Biker Brake Checked the SUV.

Something is missing from the video feed. From where we see the video feed starting it looks to me like a motorcycle cuts off the Range Rover and Brake checks him. Did the guy on the motorcycle do this on purpose, or was he reacting to something the Range Rover did before that we did not see on video? I am pretty sure…

Well I'll give a conservative response to this: this happened because of declining morals in America namely states allowing gay marriage.

"I can read the minds of liberals"

Man, when I was bored at that age I'd just go get a bag of weed and get high. What the fuck.

This never would have happened if only the Aussie had been armed with a comically large knife.

I get what you're saying but fuck man. Even at 15 I understood that killing people was wrong and on those days I was particularly bored I was more than happy to abuse myself with internet porn rather than grab a gun and shoot someone.

If we're talking about something that allows us to remove "undesirable" elements from our gene pool, I'm really not comfortable with the idea that the definition of "undesirable" could change to "anyone who isn't like the person doing the deciding". To counter your argument, no, I don't think we should do everything…