His legendary inability to process oxygen perhaps...

The only time Shaq is ever funny is by accident.

4 more rings then you can stare.

I thought all pitchers used something or an another to help grip the ball, oh well, hope none of the Sox pitching use some kind of substance, after today no one is safe.

I know it's early, but the Yankees look pretty good thus far, hopefully they can keep it up.

And when batters do manage to get his bat on it,

One of these things is not like the other.

I'd be more impressed if they celebrated in synchronous.

Neanderthals on all sides.

I pray for the day when ethnic self identification is a thing of the past.

The blocking call on the blatant charge that Tyler Ennis took was the bigger outrage.

LOL grow up.

Uhh no.

I'm willing to bet that at least half of these tweets are just attempts at trolling. As for the other half that are sincere, die in a fire please.

Seemed sincere to me. If anyone was being 'classless', I'd say it was Michael Crabby Pants Crabtree.

I love excuses Monday.

Blaming the refs, yep, you're bitter.

U Mad

LOL feel free to start your own website and cover whatever subject matter you feel is deserving of attention, until then, lmao u mad.