His legendary inability to process oxygen perhaps...

The only time Shaq is ever funny is by accident.

4 more rings then you can stare.

I thought all pitchers used something or an another to help grip the ball, oh well, hope none of the Sox pitching use some kind of substance, after today no one is safe.

I know it's early, but the Yankees look pretty good thus far, hopefully they can keep it up.

And when batters do manage to get his bat on it,

Uh... he was annoying.

This doesn't make him any less annoying.

Seems unbearable.

One of these things is not like the other.

I'd be more impressed if they celebrated in synchronous.

Neanderthals on all sides.

I pray for the day when ethnic self identification is a thing of the past.

How about a list of people who've unfollowed you, or we can just continue to use justunfollow; your choice twitter.

Reminding Mob Wives about the origins of their businesses' starter capital.

The blocking call on the blatant charge that Tyler Ennis took was the bigger outrage.

LOL grow up.

Apparently climate & weather are the same thing.