Sticking with the football theme, it is a “false turtleneck”.

But seriously, the DH sucks. Pitchers hitting should be cherished, whether they’re Cubs or Colon.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Toronto fans are just bitter that Baltimore has the better hockey team. What’s that? Baltimore doesn’t have a... nope, still right.

I don’t want to reduce Michelle to her looks- but damn that is a great dress. I wish I could pull of 1/4th of the things she can.

Oh? I didn’t even think plastic surgery. I was just thinking that it wasn’t her or that there was some weird contouring (that’s the word for the make-up trick women who actually have time to do their make-up use, right?) going on with her nose, but you’re probably right.

She’s very pretty, but that photograph looked nothing like her to me. I really thought it was someone else entirely that she was bragging about hanging out with.

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

coastal elitism was unintentional and the post has been updated to reflect the fact that it was accidental!

The only thing that could make this game better is seeing Diego Costa patiently and thoroughly sodomized by a herd of syphilitic Cape Buffalo.

Yahoo’s workin’ just fine!

Yeah, me and my sons friends mom/my friend went to her house. 5 minute walk from school. We smoked with coffee. mmmm.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Three Seashells

Three Seashells

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

So many asshole cheap shots in college football today, gonna go watch Sam Foltz tribute again so I feel less jaded

As someone who ate lunch alone in school at one point, then with 1 other person, then with 2 other people. This is a huge deal. And now I’m late for my meeting because I can’t walk in crying.

This man is very, very cold, and in desperate need of a hot take. For only $0.40 a day, you can provide him with a hot take, so that he may warm himself.

I steal slices of my husband’s cheese that he reserves for his lunches, and then replace the slices I took with large Post-It notes hoping he won’t notice.