Yeah, if I wake up tomorrow and am not feeling it—or even if I’m almost there and feel weird about it—I have no problem staying here or turning around.

I wonder how many of these were TVs that they were planning on replacing anyway and are staging this for net fame?

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

The amount of energy that it is taking to not go off the rails every time Trump tweets or opens his mouth is goddamn exhausting.

Maid of honor means she’s single, right? Asking for a friend

His loyalty is clear since they will be changing the team’s name to the Los Angeles San Diegans

The lard is with thee.

EMMA BOLT THE DOOR

Ok...for that I’m all in....except I’m black so I’d probably be kicked out of school and Allen would be given the comeback player of the year award for coming back from such a tragic event

Just another college football Saturday.

This country did not deserve her as a First Lady. It is so infuriating that so many people who will applaud and cheer for a woman who has achieved nothing in her life but was born beautiful could not bring themselves to respect someone who has accomplished so much. Fuck everything.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

Haha. Love it. This is where the Jolie comes from:

My cats have been chatting with each other a lot today. One makes a noise and the other jumps off my lap and runs over to them and then they make noises back and forth. I am pretty sure I’ll be dead by nightfall.

Now it’s one score, two and a half minutes left, two timeouts. “Blowout” seem accurate to you?

Raiders fans are like Simba finding Mufasa lifeless.

They are all over Michigan. I would doubt any one of these damned fools has even been to a southern state, they just love the racism.

I don’t know about this one, unless there’s more to it than I know of, and in which case please do help educate me, what’s so different between what I’m implying by “white knight” and when people make fun of the fedora’d neck beards at the Red Pill who (and I’ve seen this in person and thought it wasn’t real either)…

Off topic, how sturdy is the closet rack in Drew’s bedroom?