My Native relatives are offended. I’m offended by how straight up dumb you are.

What’s your version, then? This should be good.

No but I bet you are.

You made my day. Thanks.

Take off, eh.

*swoon*

Read the piece, douche.

I’m a dude, a straight dude, who immediately thought bad makeup and worse lighting.

Yeah you’re a douche alright.

Only you.

Wow you’re having a rough, delusional time here. Absolutely everyone seemed to miss the point you supposedly made.

Your son is, unfortunately, correct. Cops are bad guys.

Because it’s the most delicious anti-gay chicken sandwich ever.

It’s illuminated by LEDs. You could try to read.

One Bourbon, One Ounce of Weed, One Eight Ball

Made the switch to Yahoo for pro leagues and commish leagues about 5 years ago and never looked back. Baseball too.

Losing my one hitter/box in my childhood bedroom. Finding it a year later when my mom slipped it into my bag without comment. I was about 34.

Smoking in the car is a huge fault of mine. Not that i do it often, it’s more that I do it before a longer drive. Like a 200 mile drive.

Finish with a wet wipe. Def my strategy with Ultra Soft.

Finish with a wet wipe. Def my strategy with Ultra Soft.

Truth hurts sometimes.