Fuck it, I like this car. As is, it’s a great cruiser. Throw a little cash at it and you can build the 350 into the fire-breathing ground pounder that the internet demands all Corvettes must be, and at this price you can afford to. Put a 5- or 6-speed trans in there if you must; it can be done.

It’s a solid A/C vette convertible. I’m a C4 vette guy myself, but this is fair market for what it is. Plus, these were still back in the days of the Lego car. Don’t like the motor? Pop it out and put a new one. Don’t like the auto? Hang a clutch pedal. Pop in a Muncie. No reprogramming necessary. Good paint, Spaceman…

I’m actually digging that silver interior quite a bit. C3 Vettes are a bit of a mixed bag. Sure, they look the part. But they’re about as quick in a straight line as a Z24 Cavalier.

I think you will feel differently if Trump gets elected and actual TP becomes a rare commodity. Because the ECONOMY WILL BE IN THE TOILET.

Yes, you’ll really get black people on your side if you assume they’re all poor and badly educated and living in New York circa 1975! Come to my historically black, middle-class neighborhood in Detroit, Trump. See a thriving community where kids play in the streets in front of beautiful Tudor homes. Tell people who…

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

Left shark is always right shark.

There is well established precedent for his behavior.

“We have Hemi’s....”

Around here you can, it’s call Unnecessary Display of Power.

but—because the car struggles with grip and I don’t want to get pulled over—I kept the pedal at only about 50 percent until the car reached 20 mph, at which point, I romped that skinny hinged plate so hard into that damned floorboard, I’m amazed it didn’t puncture through.

Best thing about cars like these are how they change people. Case in point

-Mic drop

Look, I work for Mazda, I drive a lovely Mazda6, I appreciate the excellent handling, smooth transmission, build quality, etc etc etc is in my car...

You know, a part of me is relieved that the Slot hasn’t covered Trump’s egregious remarks about the Black and Hispanic communities this past weekend and his insistence that people of color can be lumped together in some ghetto where we walk on the street and “get shot”. I’m relieved because it spares me from exerting…

I love gallows humor, but this is beyond fucked up.

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

I call the sit-down ones “boatercycles.”

This. I love Jeremy and will follow him to whatever continent and/or network he is on, but he was 100% wrong, and deserved to get fired.

It wouldn’t have been labeled a mistake to fire Clarkson if they didn’t make the ACTUAL mistake of hiring Chris “volume always at 11" Evans in his place.