So, I’m fortunate (?) enough to have been with a few movie-star hot men. Like, Jon Hamm handsome. And yeah. They do tend to have a false sense of their funniness, business acumen, etc. It’s not always intentional; I think you can be a really nice guy and look like Brad Pitt. But you’re rarely told the gravity of your…

Bethenny Getting on My Nerves? 

Because I Got Mine So Fuck You is basically our national motto

Wait............. didn’t Trump say you should NEVER talk strategy?

If I was married to Ivanka Trump, I would be every bit as qualified to negotiate a peace deal between Israel and Palestine as Jared Kushner.

It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

If Kushner is that good, imagine how great it would be if we sent the entire Trump family to Palestine for the next four years.

Once again Republican obstructionism.

Really makes the Clinton supporters who yelled at Sanders for accepting so many small donations from poor people on the grounds that he was wasting their money look stupid.

I feel like I have met a thousand of her wannabe clones in Orange County, CA with those dead, church bitch eyes.

She’s the most dangerous one of all. Imagine a serpent’s forked tongue EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER.

“Like I would ever. Psht.” - Donald Trump, pitching a tent

“Jost is saying that liberals should deemphasize equal rights for all people because it alienates rednecks.”

This is true and also in no way justifies the way Democrats responded (or, more accurately, refused to respond) to those people’s concerns.

That’s no lamp....

I put odds this happens anyway at 1:1

green lantern movie never happened.

If they can confirm Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman will be back, it will be perfect.

there is a simpson’s reference for everything in life.