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Like Greene herself, Crossfit sucks ass.

Remember the good ol’ days when Republicans just cruised men’s room? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Most people in this country, especially politicians, only use their “faith” to get people to vote for them. Once its no longer useful to them, they drop it like its as hot as hell. 

The best part is they are literally missing the whole point of the video:

Which state is going to be first to pass a bill that will just prevent anyone that isn’t white and Christian from voting?

Man Of Steel is a personal preference thing, I guess. I appreciated its non-cheese nature although it went near grimdark towards the end. I’ve never been a huge fan of Superman but the movie iterations of him are far worse than his comics representation so it was nice to see a somewhat grounded Superman. It seemed

nah its still a solid D- just for all new reasons. mostly because its a 4 hour long self indulgent wank fest to snyders ego.

there are improvements, notably to Cyborg and Steppenwolf. but those two cannot make up for the how AWFUL the rest of the film is, even more so than the original.

maybe my opinion will chance

Did you see the same copy of 1984 as me? Gadot’s career is not in a better place than it was before her involvement in this franchise, if anything this highlighted what a lousy actor she really is.

this is the correct take.

honestly though, I dont think being a star in this franchise would have helped his career with either cut.

Anyone else feel like this is Leto taking one last stab at making his Joker in any way “iconic”, sandwiched as it is between the much loved performance of Ledger and the polarising but award winning turn by Phoenix?

I totally thought this was gonna be in reference to Joker’s totally baffling and stupefying line about giving Batman a reacharound

The “hardcore fans” rarely do, and they’re always in the minority. It’s because they’re shit. Hardcore Snyder/DC/Marvel/Star Wars fans are all alike. They’re racist, fascist shitheads. We’ve got Star Wars fans complaining about a female main character. We’ve got Marvel fans whining about Brie Larson and sending death

Sorry, but it’s the Sabinering now. 

Preferably a plastic one.

you have to remember that those aren’t pores. No, ted cruz is made up of millions of microscopic impacted anal glands.

Now now, not no reason, they needed to limit eligibility to save 12 billion in a 1.9 trillion dollar bill because fiscal responsibility is important, dammit.

Ahh yes, the ever popular “bankrupt the country” bullshit. I mean, it’s only popular when there is Democratic control of the Legislative and Executive branches of government.

What the Republicans call socialism, normal people just call society.

It’s a shame that some moderates fought so hard to make this bill help less people for absolutely no good reason whatsoever (also, we should remember that it was moderates who threw tantrums and held this up for no reason, and progressives who swallowed hard and accepted the bitter pill of seeing key priorities