Oooohhhh...thats easy. When I was around 8 thru 12 years old.....Mr. Patrick across the street has a badass 68 Plymouth Road Runner. It was orange with a black hood, black vinyl roof and a 440 Six Pack!

And when the time comes...someone will think out of the box.

I tend to think we are in the infant stages of what will mutate into them new normal’. If this lasts through the summer...in into fall......and there is that possibility.....what happens to our morale? I’m afraid that after spending the entirety of spring literally cooped up indoors....the first sunny, 70 degree day…

Screw that guy.  Road construction is happening and Whitmer is fucking awesome.  

Fuck you. Whitmer is kicking ass and you know it. There is road construction EVERYWHERE....especially up 75 between 696 and Adams Rd.

Yeah....the ad would be totally effective.....if we weren’t talking about the guy that got elected PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES...AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE BRAGGING ABOUT SEXUALLY ASSAULTING WOMEN!

You know how in Sci Fi movies the invasion of a hostile alien species often results in humanity coming together and realizing that we need to work together as a total community to survive in the aftermath of the attack?

Ivanka would have answer that age old question:

And I will say this again for those in the back..

Ummm...black folks REJECTED Bernie in favor of Joe. Bernie has been busting his ass fighting for us....but the ghost of Obama’s shadow apparently is more appealing.....

Corona stepped in and showed America that Bernie has been telling you right all along. Reality came in and endorsed Bernie.

Somewhere...Bernie Sanders leaning back in a chair.....sipping a Jack and Coke and saying to himself....

Did you ever imagine that the end of the world would happen so....slowly?

Yeah...have fun shitting on Bernie now. But REALITY has recently endorsed him.

......sigh.....

Sheesh. If only there was a politician who espouses the kind of values and policies that could help us move out of our ‘I got mine! Fuck you!’ mentally that makes a crisis like this so much worse.

It makes his ‘base’ think he’s a patriot.

I’d like to wrap my face in as many handkerchiefs as possible, put on some rubber gloves and take my chances.....

I felt the same thing.  But it’s still on point.

Beautiful article.