“Jokes?”  Probably.  “Good?”   Unlikely.

If Sanders gets the nod...I’m betting he will tap Florida’s Andrew Gillum for VP. Bernie endorsed Gillum in his Senate run and has a progressive connection with him that would carry through naturally.

They won’t talk about how Mississippi was much...much closer this time around.

Amen to all of this.

Alabama would like a word with you.

Facts.

Who the fuck in their right mind is a ‘regular’ at a Buffalo Wild Wings?”

Ummm....which one?  The Winsome Wasp was infamous for changing costumes by the minute. : )

She was the cutest lil’ thing in the MCU....until Morgan Stark came along and exploded the Cute Bomb® and killed everyone with it.

He wants us to “read the transcript” because it’s exactly what he and his dimwit staff cooked up to absolve him of wrongdoing. It’s so fucking obvious that they were aware of what they were doing all along...to the point that you can almost hear them tell each other “Shhh...remember. This is NOT quid pro quo! Got…

Is EVERYBODY associated with that man remedial?  Holy fucking God!

Give him time.  Gotta make the transition look...perfectly innocent.

“SPLOOSH!”

Can we all commit to gathering together in a common space (probably in D.C.) and just party our fucking asses off en masse when he is ousted from office?

Until the realize they get to live without kissing his ass and publicly licking his boots....and realize they could have had this feeling years ago had the killed him their damn selves.

Don’t let that eye roll strain go unchecked.  You will be rolling them more and more in the weeks to come.  Better get a doctor on it now.

Back at you, friend!

I was at the rally in Detroit (Cass Tech is just a few blocks from my apartment).

I was at the Bernie Rally in Detroit and it was a fucking blast! Jack White was amazing with a spartan, 3 piece band and he tore the place up with 4 great songs. then Rashida Tlaib came out and gave a passionate speech before (kinda) introducing Bernie. She mentioned his name towards the end and he appeared on the…

Thank you.