stonecoldsteveurkel
StoneColdSteveUrkel
stonecoldsteveurkel

Putin has Lindsey on video...just being his “natural self” I’d wager....

I think Michelle plays it diplomatically.....but if you truly crossed her....and she had the opportunity....she would drag you out into the street and spend the better part of the day jack slapping the shit out of you.

Who in the actual fuck keeps a calendar from 1982 as a keepsake....in 2018?! I graduated high school in 1982...it the year holds some significance in my life. But keeping a fucking calendar for all that time?! He’s a freak on that alone.

And every bit of it is done to make his daddy proud....

If “what goes around...comes around” is even remotely true....The Trump Universe will burn horrifically, spectacularly and yes...publicly to the ground int he most satisfying manner possible.

You mean the same Islamaphobic/racist country that voted for a black dude named Barack Hussein Obama?  Twice?

Yes.

My GF and I recently went to a taping of The Late Show with Steven Colbert. Emma Thompson was his guest and she was fucking magnetic!

AGREED. If ya gotta dream....dream BIG!

And make NO mistake. He meant every word of it.

When Trump says that his administration’s negligent response to the hurricane that killed nearly 3000 brown people was a “success”....he fucking means it.

Yup. They are just awaiting the orders.....

Nobody should.  Ever.

Yup....confirmed.

She looks as though she is a tiny person moving inside a puffed up, silicone body suit.....

My Ford Mustang driving girlfriend recently got a job at GM Tech Center in Warren, MI. I told her that she wouldn’t be allowed to park close to the building because her Mustang isn’t a Camaro. She laughed at me, thinking I was fucking around.

The lesson I’ve come to learn is to not immediately hate on a new Corvette. Design. I HATED the C7 upon its arrival. It took about 3 weeks of seeing the design on the road...in the flesh....and I came to love it.

Orangutan.  That’s an orangutan.  Both pics.

I’ve just seen on MSNBC that he has been ‘uninvited’.

Oh my God...the total DEBAUCHERY I’d commit back there....if I had the money to feed my excesses.