When Trump says that his administration’s negligent response to the hurricane that killed nearly 3000 brown people was a “success”....he fucking means it.

Yup. They are just awaiting the orders.....

Nobody should.  Ever.

Yup....confirmed.

She looks as though she is a tiny person moving inside a puffed up, silicone body suit.....

My Ford Mustang driving girlfriend recently got a job at GM Tech Center in Warren, MI. I told her that she wouldn’t be allowed to park close to the building because her Mustang isn’t a Camaro. She laughed at me, thinking I was fucking around.

The lesson I’ve come to learn is to not immediately hate on a new Corvette. Design. I HATED the C7 upon its arrival. It took about 3 weeks of seeing the design on the road...in the flesh....and I came to love it.

Orangutan.  That’s an orangutan.  Both pics.

I’ve just seen on MSNBC that he has been ‘uninvited’.

Oh my God...the total DEBAUCHERY I’d commit back there....if I had the money to feed my excesses.

So....you needed some stars for the holiday weekend, huh?

I live downtown.  I’m already plotting my path home....

Patti and Sista Ree had beef.  They aren’t exactly tight.

If the congregation and those in attendance don’t BOO THE MERCIFUL FUCK out of Rick Synder I will be greatly upset.....

Without HALO....it’s very likely we could have seen a decapitation on TV.

Hopefully Dodge sees this....and goes to work making a fucking Magnum HELLCAT Redeye!

In other words...

Take your goddamn star and be on your merry way!

.....from a significant distance.

If you want big doses of Dodge you gotta go to Roadkilll Nights on the Saturday a week earlier than the Cruise.