Who’s asking for a cookie? I’m just asking for better candidates and not being judged for making the choices I make.

You realize that everyone on Deadspin save one is voting for Hillary right?

Shutting down criticism of Hillary is what Clinton supporters do best.

Yes, Donald Trump is AWFUL. Scary awful.

Not our election, huh? OK. I won’t bother voting at all. Good luck!

Did you have to ask Jezebel permission to do this?

Yeah, holy shit, they’re losing their minds over there right now! They got the torches and pitchforks out for “straight, cis-gendered white douche-bros” that apparently populate the Deadspin editorial staff.

And at least three others have an excess amount of melanin. ‘Magine that!

Also, here is the Deadspin staff to prove your comment about them all being “white boys” utterly wrong.

This photo is from 2012.

You realize that everyone at Deadspin (with exception of one who isn’t voting at all) is voting for Clinton, right?

So we have reached a point where a candidates gender or sex matters more than their policies and character?

My takeaway from this election is that with a Clinton victory we will have saved our nation from a horrendous, apocalyptic future, but have virtually guaranteed ourselves a a drastic departure from progressive, populist, grassroots politics.

THAT’S what bothered you the most about this story?

And she’s racist too. Nice. She and Donald must have gotten along famously.

I love it that you would blame ME if Trump wins simply because I object to voting for someone like Hillary Clinton. Perhaps blame the asshats in the DNC that insisted on nominating Hillary? Or the system that limits us to two major candidates? But no, let’s blame voters who actually vote their conscience.

I’m a registered independent, progressive voter in a swing state.

He’s not wrong.

True. Their incessant clinging to the Hogan sex tape story while simultaneously pearl-clutching about the Fappening was hypocrisy at its worst.

Hey, that’s great. I just wish that first woman wasn’t Hillary.