I love you; I'll never leave you again.

yeah what is going on with that?

Bacon breakfast sandwich from Starbucks but I totally don't tweet about what I eat for breakfast OK?!

::head explodes::

hahah well I'm back and I did promise Hyden that I would start commenting more so I kind of have to

and he's trying to recreate like Infinite Jest or something

are you on Twitter? And no you didn't get the report because I totally never wrote it…. and the single life is interesting to say the least. I have gotten really tight with my cat. NOT A EUPHEMISM FOR ANYTHING.

It should be a novel based on the Borges story Pierre Menard author of the Quijote where Kaufman is Pierre Menard.

I came back to the AVC because you defected from Twitter and I just missed you too much

You're tearing me apart, Narrator.

HI SCRAWLER

Big bones, little bones, what begins with bones?

I should say it is

::kills hipster douchebag humorlessly::

And Dr. Steve Brule is in it his name is escaping the hell out of me right now and I don't feel like googling

so is the answer to that question supposed to be yes? because if so that's the 2nd thing we disagree on today

I'm Ron Burgundy?

SACHA BARON COHEN

Yes, I do?

haha actually she's still following me and she wants to know if yr available this weekend