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His feet appear to be off the ground, don't they? I think that counts as jumping.

My mom unfollowed me on Twitter because of you.

I prefer Talladega Nights!

Fred Willard should be in everything.

Hey girl long time no see how goes don't have any Anchorman quotes right now just wanted to say hi

Did you see them at the NPR show or elsewhere? For some reason they didn't impress me a whole lot but live when I went back and listened to their album I liked it wayyyyy more.

44 minutes…. no thanks.

I loved White Ribbon. So wonderfully creepy. Also: Peepsie!

I GOT REAL STONED AND SAW ERASERHEAD AT THE MOVIE THEATER AND ATE A BIG BOWL OF POPCORN

My head exploded after Road Runner

Hi guys! I'm gonna show myself out though since I didn't get to watch this last night.

haha Rich my ex-fiance totally has a pet hermit crab

ahem @avclub-ef062084a1c4a3584af1d4f8e514ea50:disqus Womyn's Herstory Month, please.

You said Don Caballero in the first sentence; I'm off to Spotify!

You're only a little bit of an idiot.

That's awesome, but listen to American Don at least 25 more times before you tell me it's not one of the best albums ever.

FUCK OFF.

definitely time for a group hug.

I'm thinking of the South Park episode where the internet goes out and Shelly meets her online boyfriend Amir in the refugee camp and they have nothing to say to each other.

According to Steven Hyden, I am a really nice person, but I suppose I can't speak for you.