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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Mr. Baseball. Mr. Baseball who? Mr. Baseball went and got himself uh outta here!”- Jim Brockmire

The Jets made it to the AFC Championship after hardknocks

I know it doesn't matter, but no one ever does dizzy bat right. You're supposed to keep the bat on the ground when you spin.

That's a suspendable offense if you ask me. Really could have hurt hin

The Mets are so much fun to watch right now. They're never out of a game.

Boy am I glad you aren't the GM

Why would they jettison one of the best young pitchers in the game after he said what they and all the fans wanted to hear?

Harvey wants to pitch, it's his agent throwing the fit

Is that really any worse than Trent Dilfer ejaculating while discussing Andrew Luck’s QBR?

What the fuck dude?

And Mark Sanchez has won 4 playoff games, doesn't mean he's any good.

You seem to have a real hard on for the mets. Nats fan?

Are there any Fox News or CNN emails?

He already wrote about the Jets sucking, and he’ ll get to the Pats too. This is a series about the various ways each team sucks.

Technically only adults can recapture the idiocy of being a teen

You're being fake cordial, which isn't cordial at all. Kinda dickish actually

The Hawks are like 10 times more fun to watch than the Bulls

that's terrible, most of these guys aren't even getting paid. How are they supposed to pay for that?