Hawk Harrelson Jr. is going to remember this very differently. 

The Cubs get their baseballs from their mascot, Clark.

What, you didn’t watch Arrested Development season 4? 

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Meghan McCain is the posted child for the uber-privileged.

14 percent of their ad traffic is generated by people who write good complaining that they don’t write good. You’re an important demographic to keep around.

This is the correct take. Hell he even wins shit that he had no part of, like him winning all those golf tournaments he never attended.

We need to accept that even if he loses in a landslide, he’ll pull something.

Excuse me sir, that stiff has a name and its Nicky Delmonico

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

Why is there no LOLBULLS tag?

this is the correct take.

People wash their chicken?? 

Anyone wishing Khal Drogo will make one last appearance even as a super sexy, frozen Dothraki? Klondike Drogo? No? Just me?  

“First our god-president was completely exonerated by this 400 page report that definitely concluded with our god-president being declared the MOST virile man to ever exist and NOW we’ve managed to get a black person in trouble for saying *ACTUALLY SAYS THE WORD*. Truly this has been America’s greatest week!”

They asked Brad’s sister Helen to confirm but she neither heard the insult nor saw the offending pitch 

How are you typing, you’ve been CANCELED

This is the most uninformed post, I don’t even know what the fuck.

There is some image retention on Plasma and OLED, but to get actual burn-in on new technologies you have to go into extreme testing gadgets mode which normal users don’t.

This is not an issue, unless you’re intentionally trying to do it, for most…

This is the most uninformed post, I don’t even know what the fuck.

There is some image retention on Plasma and OLED,…