We really shouldn’t be fighting about this. Instead we should be focusing on the real enemy, and we both know who that is.

So you’re saying it’s possible that he’s actually a wonderful humanitarian? Because the whole conceit of an opinion is that it could be wrong.

Ironically, there has always been a greater tolerance for opinion and analysis in sportswriting than in other forms of journalism. Given Trump’s track record and the record of the people he surrounded himself with in the White House (Bannon, Miller...), her tweet was WELL within normal tolerances. If the NFL weren’t a…

Every headline for the next 2-(**shudder**)6 years should be a variation on this.

News reports that I am MOIST are FAKE NEWS.

Yeah, I guess he shouldn’t be proud of this.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

I am shocked to learn that a man who looks like he does lacks self-discipline.

Some people, even though they’re obviously wet, love being wet, and go around being wet all the time in public don’t like being told out in the open that they are in fact wet.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

How much time and money and effort are they spending on all this, when they could just trot her out for a five-minute live press conference/statement saying, “See? I’m fine. Now leave me alone.” It’s almost like she’s not alive or something...

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Yeah, Jason is really well known for doggedly calling attention to human rights abuses like that. That’s what made Friday the 13th such a shitty horror movie.

It’s ok, I’m sure he’ll get signed by the Redskins after they cut him.

“No, no no. He’s merely ‘honoring’ him.” -Dan Snyder.

I mean... I can think of three hits off the top of my head, and I barely listen to rap. And she’s the second-biggest selling female artist this year, so I don’t think she needs additional relevance right now.

We could always remind him that this is merely the free market in action.

My point being that no matter what political party you belong to, PAC contributions are the heroin of Congress. From what I can tell, as of 2017 there were only 6 members of the house that do not accept PAC money:

Sorry, Kawaii. I don’t do requests.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s essay will simply read YOU HURT MY JENNY, BENNETT! I CRUSH YOU!