True. I could Karros less.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

She wasn’t even accused of what he was convicted of doing.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

What a complete disaster. This was supposed to play instead of the Star Spangled Banner.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Dime Bags Two For One

It would be the first time he’s made money!

Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the…

Or even the 2008 SSN thing - there are going to be shitbirds being like “but she broke the law by giving a false number!” She gave a false number because she had to. You’d do the same thing. Take several seats.

because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

Right, a letter that was, in fact, written for. a. Sessions. Senate. confirmation.

This is my favorite part of these articles:
I’m Patrick Wyman, and I just finished my PhD on the end of the Roman Empire. It seems pretty silly to me that professional historians don’t actually talk to the general public—why would you spend decades working on something if you don’t want to tell people about it?—so…

But you know who’s really not funny?

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